Welcome to the gateway of chaos.

This is where you submit your dating disasters, cursed screenshots, tragic bios, and questionable romantic decisions for the good of the people (and for my personal entertainment). Think of it as confession — except instead of forgiveness, you get public applause, occasional judgment, and the possibility of your story ending up on a tote bag.

Pick your category below and spill it. With your consent, we might roast it on stage, turn it into a meme, or let it haunt our group chat forever.