RandoCrap – It's Not Me, It's You (Las Vegas)

Random Submissions

(a.k.a. Chaos Not Otherwise Categorized)

If you don’t know where it goes, how the hell should I?

Got a weird screenshot? A dating profile from another dimension? A conversation opener so bad it made you spiritually disassociate? Dump it here.

If it doesn’t fit a category but you know it belongs in the show (or at least on the internet forever), this is the spot.

What should appear on your tombstone? *

Where should we send your public shaming certificate? *

If and when we ever get our shit together, do you want our newsletter or do you value inner peace? *

Consent.... Because Consent Is Sexy.

I consent to having my submission used during the show, on social media, and/or in future “It’s Not Me, It’s You” content, recordings, and merchandise.

By submitting this form, I confirm that I am doing so of my own free will (and not under duress, thirst, or a post-breakup spiral). I grant full permission for my submission—edited, paraphrased, dramatized, or re-enacted—to be used publicly, worldwide, in perpetuity, and I understand this consent is irrevocable (aka I can’t change my mind later).

I affirm that I own the rights to everything I’m submitting, that it does not infringe on any third-party rights, and that I will not hold “It’s Not Me, It’s You” or its affiliates liable for any claims related to its use. Basically: don’t send us something you stole unless you’re cool with the original owner seeing it on a T-shirt.

I waive any right to compensation, royalties, or legal action (no matter how wildly successful this becomes). I also agree not to sue, because we are poor, and any profits will likely be used for alcohol (for research and reward purposes), therapy we won’t attend but fully support, and emotional support snacks.

This agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Nevada, because that’s where we live, love, and roast dating culture *

Yes, use my submission forever, everywhere — like glitter I’ll never get rid of.

How should your legend appear in our records of chaos? *

What are you sending us, and why? *

Is this real, or are you just really good at fiction? *

Upload: Whatever it is — photo, video, voice memo, interpretive dance, napkin sketch, or poorly drawn MS Paint reenactment — we’ll take it. *