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Merchandise... Coming Soon... Maybe.
We’re making merch, and your questionable ideas are welcome here.
Think t-shirts, mugs, stickers, shot glasses—anything you’d be proud (or ashamed) to own.
Name - So we know who to blame.
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Email - We want to notify you when your idea becomes a real thing.... or yell at you for the ridiculousness of the idea
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Your Merch Idea – Be specific. “A shirt” isn’t helpful. “A shirt that says ‘Walking Red Flag’ in glitter” is
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Why This Belongs in Our Merch Store – Bonus points for roasting yourself or dating culture.
Would You Actually Buy This?
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Hell Yes, I've Got My Credit Card Ready!
Absolutely Not
Depends on how many drinks I’ve had.
Make This A Thing