It's Not Me, It's You
Only if your therapist drinks on stage, roasts your dating life, and hands out prizes for bad decisions. Otherwise, no.
Maybe. Probably. Okay, yes. But it’s all in good fun — like group therapy, if group therapy had tequila shots.
Absolutely. Especially if it’s your ex, your bestie, or that coworker who still uses shirtless mirror pics.
Sure — if you want them to hear strangers scream about your thirst traps.
Yes. And we’ll use them forever, everywhere, with no royalties — just vibes. (You agreed when you clicked that little checkbox. Sorry, not sorry.)
Points, glory, and the lifelong honor of knowing strangers laughed at your pain. Maybe you'll even make it to our Hall of Fame. Sometimes it’s an awesome prize. Sometimes it’s random crap from my house. Sometimes just trauma bonding.
This show runs on alcohol, questionable choices, and audience oversharing. So, yes. Are you required to drink? No, but we would highly recommend it.
Totally fine. We’ll keep you anonymous, give you a nickname, or call you “Ominous Anonymous 15.” Your choice.
Only if your therapist drinks on stage, roasts your dating life, and hands out prizes for bad decisions. Otherwise, no.
Maybe. Probably. Okay, yes. But it’s all in good fun — like group therapy, if group therapy had tequila shots.
Absolutely. Especially if it’s your ex, your bestie, or that coworker who still uses shirtless mirror pics.
Sure — if you want them to hear strangers scream about your thirst traps.
Yes. And we’ll use them forever, everywhere, with no royalties — just vibes. (You agreed when you clicked that little checkbox. Sorry, not sorry.)
Only if your therapist drinks on stage, roasts your dating life, and hands out prizes for bad decisions. Otherwise, no.
Only if your therapist drinks on stage, roasts your dating life, and hands out prizes for bad decisions. Otherwise, no.
Only if your therapist drinks on stage, roasts your dating life, and hands out prizes for bad decisions. Otherwise, no.
Usually — but we need something out of it too. At the very least, let us get some giggles. If you’re brave enough to hand it over, and we’re in a generous mood, we’ll help. We're givers, after all.
Our cats. Max is the loud, judgmental one. Flynn judges silently but harder. Together, they’re the real talent behind the show. They keep me sane (along with alcohol and medication).
Yes. Birthdays, bachelorettes, office parties, divorces, interventions… if you can gather people willing to laugh at each other’s dating chaos, we’ll show up with games, roasts, and questionable wisdom.
Usually — but we need something out of it too. At the very least, let us get some giggles. If you’re brave enough to hand it over, and we’re in a generous mood, we’ll help. We're givers, after all.
Our cats. Max is the loud, judgmental one. Flynn judges silently but harder. Together, they’re the real talent behind the show. They keep me sane (along with alcohol and medication).
Yes. Birthdays, bachelorettes, office parties, divorces, interventions… if you can gather people willing to laugh at each other’s dating chaos, we’ll show up with games, roasts, and questionable wisdom. Book us here!